Women are crazy, men are stupid. — Howard J. Morris
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. — Bill Cosby
Live for a meaning — Nicholas Ledford
I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious. — Vince Lombardi
Thanksgiving is here! Eat a ton of turkey and get fat!
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. — Peter Ustinov